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Livewrong: Lance Armstrong’s sordid confession

-Casey Klekas

I’m watching her part one interview with Lance Armstrong in January and all I can think is, “God, Oprah is hot.” Beauty, class, power—the woman has it all. If she ever interviewed me, I would happily admit to my sickest impulses and darkest secrets. But right now she’s got Lance Armstrong by the balls—excuse me, ball.

After years of brashly denying accusations of cheating and finally being convicted of doping by the United States Anti-Doping Agency in June 2012, Lance Armstrong attempted to “come clean,” if you will, in an interview with Oprah Winfrey. The attention this two-hour confession has received by the media annoyed me enough to express myself through F-book status. My status read, “‘Biker confesses to steroid use’ and ‘college linebacker makes up dead girlfriend’ are not headline news stories.” It got the average seven “likes.” I stand behind my who-gives-a-shit attitude to the “hoax” by Manti Te’o (god, I’m so embarrassed that I even know his name) and the fake dead girlfriend he was pretending to grieve. I’m physically upset right now just thinking about it.

But Ms. Winfrey’s interrogation of Mr. Armstrong deserves better than my youthful flippancy. I just wanted to get away from it like every other American who gets a quiver of embarrassment at the sound of his name.

I think Lance thought that he’d get some relief if he completely exposed himself to Oprah. It felt like I was watching a soft-core inquisition. She started out with the yes and no questions: “Yes or no: did you ever take banned substances to enhance your cycling performance?”



“Yes or no: Was one of those banned substances EPO (erythropoietin, a hormone that boosts red blood cell production)?”

“Yes,” (Nod.)

“Did you ever blood dope or use blood transfusions to enhance your cycling performance?”

“Yes.” (Nod. Squint.)

“Did you ever use any other banned substances like testosterone, cortisone or human growth hormone?”


“Yes or no: In all seven of your Tour de France victories, did you ever take banned substances or blood dope?”

Quickly, “Yes.”

During the whole interview, Lance rubs his lips together like he just put on chapstick. Oprah shows Lance video clips of himself brazenly responding to previous accusations of doping. Former accusers include wives of teammates, like professional cyclist Frankie Andreu’s wife, Betsy. Lance told Oprah about his apologetic phone call to Betsy in which he had a chance to straighten some things out. He claims, “I said, ‘Listen, I called you crazy. I called you a bitch. I called you all these things. But I never called you fat.’” Thanks for clearing that up, Lance.

Lance Armstrong began the interview with an honest face. This wears off by the time Oprah asks if he had bullied his teammates into doping with him. Lance ends up distancing himself from his old self, a common tactic among those who are unused to apologizing. “I’m a flawed character, as we well know,” he says like he’s one of us. When people talk about their own history as if they’re talking about another person, they seem to think that it pardons them of some responsibility. It’s like when people try to use the excuse, “I was drunk!” or “I haven’t been myself lately.” Who have you been? And who was the one who paid for all those drinks?

I don’t mind that he tried to save a little dignity for himself, saying that the last time he doped was in 2005, and not during his unsuccessful comeback in 2009 (when he placed third) and 2010 (when he placed twenty-third). He said his doping “cocktail” consisted of EPO (“not that much!”), blood transfusions, and testosterone. Of the testosterone, he said, “In a weird way, I almost justified because of . . . because of my history, obviously with having testicular cancer,” swinging his head and speaking quickly, “and losing [a testicle] . . . I thought, surely I was running low,” he said frowning.

That was just part one of the interview. To be honest, I don’t know if I can stomach another hour of this.

Nope, I could. I watched part two. Lance talks about what he’s lost. Within a few days of each other, he lost all sponsorships, and therefore, all forms of income (Nike, Trek, Oakley, all adding up to “a seventy-five-million-dollar day”). He talks about being ejected from his own foundation, Livestrong, in which he understandably sounded like he’d lost a child. Speaking of his children, it was only when he heard that his son, Luke, was defending his father from accusations of cheating that Lance decided to end the lie. This is what finally made Lance cry, but didn’t seem to arouse more than my pity.

I keep thinking about his appearance in Dodgeball, when he guilts a fleeing Peter LaFleur into overcoming his fear. He says he thought of giving up after being diagnosed with three cancers at once, but instead came back to win the Tour de France (however) many times. It doesn’t seem so funny now. I also keep thinking about Robin Williams, Live on Broadway, when he talks about his friend in the Tour de France. The French, he says, are always accusing Lance of being on chemicals and Robin says, “It’s chemo-therapy you little toad-sucker!” We wish.

What makes this news and much more than the phony story about some deceased sweetheart is that Lance Armstrong was a hero. He was diagnosed with three cancers at once, lost a nut, beat the disease, then came back to win seven Tour de France titles. He was an American hero, our hero, and if he’s a no-good bully and a cheater, it makes us all feel like cheats, liars, and bullies. Does this throw suspicion on his only unsoiled victory, the one against cancer? It wasn’t enough for Lance to cheat death; he had to cheat all of us too.

And the worst part is he said, “ex cetra,” which if you’ve ever translated the abbreviation etc., you’d know its et cetera and it’s pronounced like it’s spelled. God, what a prick.

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Jason Russell Resumes Kony 2012

-Whitney Menefee

Last Sunday night, October 7th, Jason Russell, filmmaker of the Kony 2012 video, had his first interview with Oprah since his breakdown. Jason’s intention for this interview was to clarify and explain the events leading up to his public breakdown that occurred 10 days after the video had gone viral.

Most of America remembers Jason as the founder of Invisible Children and the face of Kony 2012, whose mission was to stop the atrocities of Joseph Kony, head of a Ugandan guerilla group.

Jason’s breakdown was not something that had transpired over ten days, but rather an accumulation of nine years of witnessing ongoing militant abuse of Joseph Kony, finally resulting in PTSD. When Invisible Children first published Kony 2012, their goal was for the video to receive 500,000 hits by the end of the year. What they weren’t expecting were the one million views the video received in a 24-hour period. No one was prepared for this. Jason and his partners of Invisible Children assumed it was just another film to try to reach people, but this time it hit a core.  Jason’s life instantly went from zero to 100. He was receiving 100 text messages a second, his phone wouldn’t stop ringing and his e-mail inbox never had less than 4,000 unopened messages at a time. Money was pouring into the Invisible Children account and the world was ready to take down Joseph Kony. Jason was on top of the world and the world looked to him for the answer to the problem of the Kony cruelties.

But then, the “Tsunami” hit, as Jason calls it, and once it hit, Jason continued down this path of not sleeping, his mind racing and absorbing negative feedback from the media that cuts him as a person. One minute he’s on top of the world feeling so deeply passionate about the cause; high power people, the president, Oprah, celebrities are all telling him he’s going to win awards and then a sudden shift occurs, and mixed reviews from the public start to set in. Millions of people start questioning his ethics, his integrity, and his intentions for Kony 2012. People begin to accuse Jacob of stealing their money, calling him a liar, and questioning if Joseph Kony is even still alive.

Overwhelmed by this ten-day series of events, Jason experienced a psychotic breakdown. After many weeks of recovery, Jason realized that he needed to put his ego aside and finally let other members of the Invisible Children help him. In the interview, when asked about his breakdown Jason told Oprah, “You don’t go through something this traumatic, dramatic, public and not learn a lot from it and not grow closer to your wife and your family and the people who are in your tribe. You can’t get more broken than laying in the street naked and ranting to yourself.”

Jason has no intentions of giving up on Invisible Children and plans on resuming his fight to take down Joseph Kony. He is currently working on his newest video “Move,” which focuses on participating versus watching a campaign like this.

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